Ditto.
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I guess that makes sense.
Today I woke up and chose violence and nudity apparently.
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Friday the 13th parts 1-5, you’ll get a healthy dose of both.
Absolution era birthday suit or teen 47 birthday suit from the Providence trilogy? The calf muscles still hunts my dreams.
No, naked C47 skin with blocky polygons and all. Have to add another layer to the joke, and yes I see the irony of that statement.
I prefer this over noodle arm 47 from the Providence Trilogy.
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Wish I’d witnessed that. Could have solved the whole debate with two words.
“Fuckin’ NOOOOO!”
I believe that is a copypasta of a Dril Tweet.
Something like that did happen though, you would have loved bickering about 47’s lady hands.
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For the feminine hand, the original post has been lost to the old forum (I’m sure we could find the archive somewhere here it is : Hitmanforum Archived Site)
But in the meantime, it still lives in a way:
(also I have to point out to you that nuns are not f!equivalent to priests but to monks. For the most essential differences: nuns can’t conduct mass, administer sacraments (notably confessions),… anything priesty really)
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it’s safe to assume this isn’t you but someone had your username and replied to the infamous feminine fists thread in question lol
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There where many golden topics back then, 47 hands being to feminine, 47 looking like Timothy Olyphant or was it Rupert Friend? There were a lot nonsense threads.
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Like the one about 47s girlfriend or some sort? 
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Nah, I only started using this handle when I joined up here. All my other handles were some play on Godzilla, the Joker, or the Walking Dead.
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The one who wrecks docks!
The one with green socks!
The ones with pox!
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Is that goddamned complaint the reason why in H2 47 would start unclenching his fists and flexing his fingers when he walked at random times? I hated that change, his walk with his fists exclusively clenched was fine and the hand animations became annoying.
And no, this isn’t replacing one ridiculous complaint with another. Suggesting 47’s hands are “too feminine” (whatever both too and feminine are supposed to mean in this context), is a meaningless whine from an insecure dude-bro who needs everything related to any male aspect to be as masculine and manly-man as possible in order convince himself that he’s desirable to women while also subconsciously indulging in his homoerotic urges that he keeps denying; 47 having extra animations to his hands is both distracting, and an introduction of complexity when the original simplicity was already as it should have been.
How dare you criticising the sexy hand flex!
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Sorry, but I’m a straight man; I don’t see 47, another man, flexing his hands as being particularly sexy. For that matter, I don’t see a woman flexing her hands as being particularly sexy, even if I specifically envision her caressing… something, with that hand. Wouldn’t see it as sexy, I’d see it as anxiety-inducing. What if she had a stroke while in the middle of… caressing. Yikes! And for the ladies, or even the guys of the not strictly hetero persuasion, imagine 47 caressing… you, with those hands, and then something (don’t know if 47 can have strokes) makes him suddenly clench that hand. He could literally kill you!
EDIT: Then again, in thinking that over further, that’d probably be 47’s best assassination technique ever. Just disguise himself as a male prostitute and then when they’re alone, squeeze his target’s junk so hard it triggers a blot clot, or an embolism, or a hematoma in their brain or something. Take notes, IOI.
