Seriously?
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I summon thee, @Screaming_Meat !!
Also, if I were to jump in this discussion (which I won’t, since I have no desire to talk about SW), I’d say the whole movie franchise sucks. Aside from Rogue One. Rogue One was good.
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Nope, just a sense of taste for movies. And in my experience, people give more hate to the prequels than they deserve, and far more love for the original trilogy than it deserves. The two are closer together in quality than the usual maniac fans will admit. To borrow a phrase from George Carlin, P. T. Barnum might think they’re special, but not me, I have standards. As for the sequels, well, that was doomed to failure from the first day at the drawing board.
I know it’s just after Christmas but…
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Want to hear a weird one? I can’t tell if Edward Scissorhands is a Christmas movie or not. I’m leaning slightly more toward yes, but a decent case can be made for no. I’m stuck on this one.
It’s not a Christmas movie per se, but it’s perfectly acceptable to watch at Christmastime as it features:
- Vibes, including snow.
- A terrible creator (the inventor).
- A message of love and grace and acceptance.
This is the part that keeps it from being a no, but I’m not sure is enough for a definite yes. The bulk of movie itself is not about Christmas, doesn’t take place solely during Christmas, and could take place at any other time of year and still get the same message across, and the same events would occur. But, the bulk of the movie is being told to explain why it snows at Christmas in the town it takes place in, so at the very beginning and ending, it directly relates Christmas and it’s the whole reason the rest of the story was told. Thats why I’m thinking slightly more toward yes, but is it enough, eh, I can’t quite decide. 
I think you’ve proven the argument. It’s a Christmas movie!
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The fetish nuns from Absolution should of been in the ICA facility as the tier 2 guards, and 47 can still steal their disguise and dress up as them. In fact, the World of Assassination should have far more cross dressing opportunities for 47. If I had to choose the next outfit unlock for World of Assassination, it would be a nice frilly French maid outfit for 47.
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Are you crazy? Sexy women are a no no in video-games
I agree.
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Because that’s the defining characteristic of a nun. That’s the whole point of nuns; they are essentially women priests. If the nuns weren’t women, they wouldn’t be nuns, they’d be priests.
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Ah, you’re thinking of Cathloic nuns. I’m talking about gun toting, sexy latex wearing fetish nuns. A key difference.
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Same thing applies. If the “gun toting, sexy latex wearing fetish nuns” aren’t women, then what you have are gun toting, sexy latex wearing fetish priests. Or, as they’re more commonly known in the American South, priests.
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Not sure I’m really following here. Are the fetish nuns from Absolution actual members of the clergy, who just run around in fetish outfits and kill people in their spare time? If I buy a nun outfit for Halloween, and wear it, is it wrong to refer it to as a nun outfit when a man wears it? I feel like we’re entering semantics here. To be pedantic would it be accurate to say that the ICA facility male guards are wearing outfits resembling a Catholic nun’s traditional outfit?
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Put it this way: say you have four people; two women and two men, all are wearing nun outfits. One of the women and one of the men are actual members of the clergy, the other two are ICA assassins wearing a nun outfit. The women who is clergy is an actual nun, the other woman, regardless of her occupation, is just wearing a nun outfit. Both of the men, however, regardless of occupation or clergical status, are just wearing nun outfits. Of the three, only one can say “I’m a nun” and be correct, the other three can say it, but the correct response would be “no, you’re just wearing a nun outfit”.
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Personally I hate every silly outfit. I prefer my 47 in a suit and red tie. The tactical turtleneck with gloves is a banger…oh wait we don’t have that…
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