But I have so I can state with slightly more objectivity than someone who hasn’t. It sucks.
Yeah so why are we adding even more acidity? Why don’t we just spike pizza with battery acid like moonshiners? It is too much, the sweetness is just weird as well and the texture of cooked pineapple? Nah fam, you can miss me with that.
I love the Bounty bar. It is crazy how my country can say its premier desert is a chocolate-coconut sponge cake and completely loathe the Bounty. Sidebar: Why does Snickers still exist? They suck.
That is worse than pineapple, bananas have way worse texture quality to them than pineapple.
I can respect your opinion, since you tasted it. The majority that hate on pineapple pizza, hasn’t. They just been told that it doesn’t fit.
I lived with the Bounty bar lie for 34 for years and recently found the courage to come out. It took me my hole life to learn it’s awesome. It all came down to it was the only available bar at the moment. 34 years brainwashing came crushing down. My life was turned upside down in a split second.
I don’t recall seeing it in the store… And when I did today my first thought was “So it wasn’t an April Fool’s joke!” So I bought it and will try it… sometime soon.
Cup Noodle Breakfast.
You can “google it”. I’ll report back after I try it.
Edit: Not much to say. It’s not as gross as it seems. Overall it’s sweeter than the usual spicy flavor one might expect with these products. I didn’t even feel the need to add any (hot) spice to it, but I suppose I could’ve. I don’t see myself ever wanting to buy it again. I suppose it might do if one had a craving for pancakes (that’s what it tasted like the most) but didn’t have access to pancakes. There are bits of egg and sausage in it - but you really don’t notice it. They seem to be more for filler.
Just had the most amazing hotdog I’ve ever had in my entire life, and it’s not even close. If anyone here ever goes through San Antonio, there’s a place called El Chunky’s, and that’s where I got this delicious monstrosity. It wasn’t actually a regular hotdog, it was more of a chilidog, but my God. My wife had one too, more of a normal one, wrapped in bacon, and she loved it too. And they are huge; we ordered two each and she could only eat one, and me just one and a half. Pathetic, because if I was still 17 I could probably have had all four with room for chili-cheese fries. Still, absolutely incredible. Stop by if you’re ever going through, Heisenberg guarantees it’s worth it.
Senor Chucky out here doing things to hotdogs that no middle aged stomach could handle. I could probably down both of those SOBs though, thank God I am under 30 still.
I’m not quite middle-aged yet, so it didn’t affect my stomach in any digestive capacity, the problem was just… capacity. Once you hit a certain point, you just can’t stuff in as much at once as you could in your teens and early twenties. Twenty years ago, I could have wiped out all four of those bitches without having to stop to breathe.
I would probably only eat about half of that, maybe the whole thing if I’m lucky lol