I saw a few funny fan made Elusives on Twitter that were based on players, so that inspired this thread.
Things to consider:
Your title (Ex: The Thinker, The Artist)
Location (could be anywhere in the WOA trilogy, or not, if you want)
Elimination method
Number of bodyguards
Any extra conditions in the contract? (Maybe 47 must retrieve a USB off of you, cannot subdue you, etc.)
This is just for fun, btw. Am not advocating for any suicide ideation, of course
The Ugliest
Hokkaido
Any Kill Method.
0 Body Guards
No conditions, but since I’m called the Ugliest the face changes per playthrough and also has a varied spawn locations per playthrough as well just to make it unique. I’d be getting a face change hence why I call for unique faces per playthrough.
The Concept Hog (ignore the fact that this is two words 
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Whittleton Creek
Any Method
Two personal bodyguards
Retrieve the hard drive containing the folder 
The Hermit
Whittleton Creek, one of the inaccessible houses
Any method
No bodyguards
I never leave the house, I won’t answer the door or consume food or drink that has been tampered with, nor will I answer any of the distraction phones and I am an enforcer for all of 47’s suits and disguises. And my route around my house avoids all the windows, so not possible to snipe me.
I am the most boring target ever.
The Weirdo
My room (entrance via window)
any method
No bodyguards
He must eliminate me painless. He also has to retrieve the weapon, And that’d be his elusive target unlock.
i got two choices for ya…
The Chicken
Colorado, specifically the Farm area.
The slurry pit has been removed, instead replaced with a chicken coop and field. Some farm animals added within the farm, too.
Enter 22 other chickens, identical to the target. (Maybe they’re just guys in costumes, idk.)
Enter 47, who must deduce who the secret super-intelligent chicken is in the group, and kill them.
Special Kill opportunities would probably be 1) knocking out the target, taking it to the house, then shoving him in the oven. 
2) Letting a fox loose in the area.
3) Scaring the target to death, most likely.
No special kill conditions, but there would definitely be a secret exit, and to activate it, you’d need to take 3 chickens and 3 wolves across the lake on a raft, without letting a chicken get eaten.
(Sidenote, I’m more interested in Film/TV, but we already got The Icon, soooo…)
The Actor
Paris, probably. (Or Toronto if you want to be super cool, but I’ll stick to what I really know…)
The indoor terrace area has been retrofitted to be a theatre stage. New disguises added, such as 2 or 3 members of the cast (who already happen to be bald/have bald costume pieces), some Crew members (reskinned Paris Crew), maybe a reporter or two, also maybe some Cafe attendants.
I definitely would not be a VIP target, so I would investigate every sneaky sound I hear.
No Bodyguards. Probably a few enforcers in the Cast and Crew.
Extra conditions would probably be to secure my tablet. It is my pride and joy, and I’m sure everyone at the ICA would want to see my amazing(ly average) art. Lol.
The Horny
Mendoza (for obvious reasons)
Sniper rifle
13
47 must never be spotted lest her squees alert the guards
really creative responses 
I guess I’ll go:
@TheChicken this is fine and all, but this thread is for discussing what you would be like as an Elusive target, not making up ETs. Wishlist thread would fit much better. (
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Can’t wait for Urben(auto correct) to make his et. Maybe something like The Trapsmith, The Band, The Reaper, The Craftsman in reference to his creative ways of “dispatching” of ET’s.
Or maybe Euler13 with The Stalker, The Notetaker, The Watcher, The Observer in reference to his ET dialogue videos. Have him stand in a spot while listening in on NPC conversations, maybe occasionally getting called out.
I am at the church suit start which is obviously locked from your loadout. With me is my bodyguard who’s purpose is to ruin your SA if you try to snipe me.
The doors below me are locked in the same way as the one for the initiate challenge where you have to give tokens to enter. In my case there is no knocking option.
I placed an RFID coin in Sophia’s inventory, an RFID mine on the cannon and by some way made Sophia walk to the cannon when Zoe does her phoenix speech.
You get some hints to lead you to what I am plotting.
I’m like the fugitive ET mixed with tea. Around Dartmoor there are 4 separate kettles and 4 potential targets that will each brew a cup of tea. You must identify the target by how they take their tea (Milk? Any sugars? What brand of tea?) and clues Diana gives you
You can also get the butler to proxy kill by convincing him I broke his favourite china tea set 
For the sake of information. Favorite cookie and do you dip said cookies in milk?
Ah yes, important intel.
Basic Nestle chocolate chip cookie, but with the recipe tweaked so that it rises more. And this will sound blasphemous, but only Oreos belong in milk
The Paddler
Haven Island
Accident
No bodyguards
Must retrieve USB in guarded, secure hut.
I am an avid paddler and was suppose to compete in the Club Crew World Championship for Dragon Boats last year in France before COVID. Unfortunately, the Paris map isn’t setup for that. However, I would love to go to Hawaii for the outrigger canoes (recreation, not competitive), and Haven Island would be a suitable substitution in-game.
But can you out paddle the homing briefcase?
Probably not. A bit of a moot point as my scripting would have me stop somewhere for the briefcase to knock me out.
And unfortunate for me, I usually wear an inflatable PFD, so I would definitely drown if knocked unconscious.
