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You hear that @Sean? Just be fundamentally different on a genetic level so you didn’t need to have them removed in the first place.

In all seriousness I would advise doing what your doctor recommends and I would also be careful not to poke at the site for a while yet.

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Fuck. How come I didn’t think of that!

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Because you weren’t thinking outside the box of course. Every modern visionary knows that simple problems require the most esoteric, expensive and borderline impossible solutions.

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Oh no I am going to be thinking back to that episode all day now.

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Its one of the best. Hank Scorpio is amazing.

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My mother would joke that I have a big mouth. Unfortunately, my sister was not as lucky and had her wisdom teeth pulled.

I am quite fortunate that in my mid-forties I have all 32 teeth and no cavities (or other dental surgeries).

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Nevermind wisdom teeth pulling; that’s easy stuff. You want to be miserable? Get dental bone-grafting done. THAT’LL fuck up your mouth for a few weeks.

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Finished all Featured Contracts. It’s kinda fascinating how much H2 FC vary from being godawful, to extremely mediocre, to pretty good, and specially very difficult. H3 FC are either pretty good or mediocre. But one contract was missing - that one from Mumbai, which was part of competition in which you won either gaming PC with intel or H2 drone. No idea why they removed it, considering they kept one from Miami. Anyway, would not recommend anyone doing them, especially on SA - I sure did not follow many of rules.

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I only ever do the FCs for the items and challenged locked behind them. Don’t give a damn about them otherwise.

after over a month, the @chickensingames twitter account has posted

I should probably just get a twitter to keep track of that lol
also yeah this gives me literal joy. it’s a fun account. :smile:

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This is how they get you

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After two weeks of being very temperamental due to lack of gaming, my wife took pity on me and decided that she’s satisfied that I learned my lesson about poking holes in our yard. It also helped that she’s learned that those sprinkler lines are deliberately made very fragile for this very reason, so people have to pay to repair them when damaged by yard work. Planned obsolescence is the term, for those who don’t know. Anyway, I’m back on my gaming, and it’s like being able to sit down after spending a whole day standing.

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Meaning you got on her last nerve and she finally had enough. :wink:

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No, not really. She’s seen how miserable I am and right now she’s been kind of melancholy herself for work reasons and really just took pity on me over it. I wasn’t temperamental around her, I never take my anger out on her unless she genuinely fucks something up that’s super important, which is rare. Around here though, and at my job, it’s been noticeable. At home, i was just sighing in boredom a lot.

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Oh, I was just poking fun, didn’t mean anything by it. But I’m glad you’re back to gaming again. :ok_hand:

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So it wasn’t even your fault (really)? Sounds like EXTRA gaming sessions are in order to rectify this injustice. :joy:

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Not really. I damaged them last year, and she told me not to use the device anymore. I told her I would do it gently this time, not jab it into the ground, which would puncture the lines. Gently using my weight to ease the prongs into the ground should not have done any damage, but the lines are so fragile that it did anyway. Yeah, that part is not my fault, but using the tool when she said I shouldn’t was still on me, and that’s why I accepted the “punishment” even though I never agreed to it.

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The 3 Oscar hosts are hysterical tonight. Wanda Sykes giving “conciliation prizes” to the losers :joy:

She gave Dame Judy Dench an inspirational quote from Kim Kardashian, it was “work harder!” :joy:

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