Who is the most annoying npc?

In my opinion, it is Mrs. Mookjai, the hotel manager in Bangkok. She is an enforcer for all the hotel staff disguises except for the exterminator.

Her path is so annoying. If Dexy Barat left or you’ve subdued her, the hotel manager just stands in front of the Wing A’s lobby entrance for a long time.

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Oh my Gooood! Lady in Miami, i think its just a sound effect, not an actual NPC but i hate it.

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Jason Portman was an annoying little turd in Hokkaido. He would notice you and rush to your position and talk trash to you while you were trying to enter the guard office. I always have to remember to stay clear of him when replaying that mission.

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Portman is a great example but in general many bodyguards. The previous deal is far more common in ETs.

My worst personal experience with NPCs, was back in H2016 with The Ex-Dictator, when Richard and Inez entering somewhere would turn the spot into a Hostile Zone for you.

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No need to elaborate.

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It’s between that random enforcer in Paris that they added in H2 and the private eye in Sapienza that’s asleep on the bench for me

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Voice when I see a target

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Dino Bosco. I’d tell Diana to tack on an extra million to my fee just for putting up with the sound of his voice

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Should have gotten David Bates to play him.

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Ken “The Brick” Morgan. His “better-than-thou” attitude and the way his voice sounds… just… fumes

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Isn’t that how the majority of the targets act? :slightly_smiling_face:

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True! But, I dunno, it was his particular voice and snootiness that made him annoying to me. At least Dawood was comical when telling you “he’s paying you in exposure” and Silvio had that usual awkwardness to his voice when scolding Chef Marcelo, but Ken just had no redeeming factors I liked about him. Plus, he complained about every little thing :grimacing:

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Well, I don’t have any specific NPC but I can remember a few.

  • You are not allowed to be here." Guard in front of Agent Smith’s torture room in Lee Hong Assassination.
  • The guard in the hallway who can spot you strangling the guard guarding Agent Smith’s torture room in Lee Hong Assassination.
  • Tezcatlipoca from The Jungle God.
  • That one guard in front of Ochoa’s office.
  • Agent 17 at the end of Terminal Hospitality.
  • Agent Smith in Flatline for the boring, unskippable cutscene.
  • That weird helium voiced photographer from You Better Watch Out, Colorado.
  • Those police guards at the parking lot from A Dance with the Devil. Honourable mention: “What’re ye an Undertaker? Get lost.” Guard from the parking booth thing.
  • That one guard in Paris
  • The hotel staff exterminator duo from Bangkok
  • A crew member enforcer in Bangkok near one of the security room entrances.
  • That one guard who roams inside the security room in Bangkok (I really don’t like that security room).
  • That hallway enforcer in the house in Colorado.
  • The surgeon from the surgeon starting location in Hokkaido
  • The morgue doctors from the morgue starting point in Hokkaido.
  • Dr Ito AKA The Curator whose conversation always block Agent Smith’s dialogue for me (It’s me, are the- everytime).
  • Agent Smith again because I have to listen to his conversation again and again in Hokkaido to get the masterchip thing.
  • “oh my god OH MY GOD.” Lady from Miami.
  • Dawood Rangan Karisma Hasan for not doing the kiss scene with Dawood Rangan.
  • “OOOH, :corn: elia Stuyvesant!” -Lucy Phillips, The Sceptre, 2021.
  • “Hey you maidman.” Patrick Carlisle from Dartmoor.
  • “I love these bunny masks!” Lady in Berlin.
  • The white rabbit himself.

I’ll add more if I can remember but that’s about it for now. Thanks for all of the other posts here, made me remember some of the other annoying NPC’s

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I don’t think his voice itself is annoying, but his constant berating of his crew at the start of the level is so annoying.

"What… Was that? That was a match! That was a GODDAMN MATCH! That thing looked like it wanted to light a cigarette! I mean, come on! The audience is supposed to think Icon is in PERIL! They’re supposed to go like… WOW! When I worked for Jess Franco we had better production value than this. C’mon people! Get into it.

…And, action!"

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Over Heeere. Do you see me?

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Have you guys forgotten The original NPC of annoyance ?? The carpet salesman in Marrekesh that will not stop following you ?

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Yes but it’s not just what he says but the way he whines. CoOoooOOOme OooOOOooon!

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I don’t have a specific npc that I find more annoying then others, I find all equally annoying. Especially when they suddenly stop to scold you, when you get to close.

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And they make it so personal with the bad breath comments. As if someone as meticulous as 47 would walk around with garlic breath

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Any bodyguard that says ‘yEAH NoW GEt OuTTa HeRE’ after the other guard says something along the lines of “Sir you’re not allowed here”

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