Overdose on drugs not an option? Maybe while some girl is riding me into oblivion. 
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Trick question.
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How do you want to be buried?
- Cremated
- Casket
- Cremated and scattered at sea
- Cremated and forrest burial.
- Other
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As much as I hate the thought of being burned to ashes. I either wish my ashes to be scattered at sea or a forest burial (ashes in a decomposing urn with a tree seed). I don’t want a tombstone, I don’t want my loved ones to pay to uphold my grave.
Another option is to have my lifeless naked body shoot out of a confetti canon.
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Put into a container that ruptures when air pressure drops below a certain level, then tied to a balloon and sent into the upper atmosphere, where the container ruptures and my ashes are released to waft along the air currents as they slowly settle back to earth, with my essence spreading across the planet, until some small, barely visible part of me is present in every part of the world. People will be inhaling me for years to come.
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I always say “leave me for the foxes”, but becoming a tree is a close second.
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I feel the same way. I know funerals are about saying goodbye and honoring the dead but I don’t want to be a financial burden on my love ones. Besides, I think funerals are for the living more so then the deceased anyway so the less expensive, the better. Hell, they can bury me out in my backyard.
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If you’re not careful, they might bury you in paperwork.
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Same thing they did to Hunter S Thompson. Build me a giant middle finger shaped platform and put a cannon on top of it that will shoot my ashes out of it and have fireworks going off while they play “Spirit in the Sky”.
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Everyone’s dream
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When someone you know says “I have good news and bad news” which do you want to hear first?
- Start with the good
- Start with the bad
- Let them pick which
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If the news are related, let them choose. If not, let them choose.
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- Christ
- Cocaine
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Inspired by The Devil’s Blood. https://youtu.be/jBiPoh6An7A?si=v1Mo8HP7_TGsp3zN
Christ will bring you into Heaven. Cocaine will make you forget how to get to Heaven.
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Can I say neither of them?
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The message and example of Christ, like those of many of the world’s big religions, at their core, are good and worth following.
These messages and religions have always been co-opted by fanatics who seek to use them as tools of division, not togetherness.
On the other hand, cocaine is a wonderful, safe product [the raw materials of which are] grown by commensurately compensated farmers and sold by ethical entrepreneurs, with no adverse side effects or long term consequences. /s
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Yes officer 47, that person right there.
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I don’t consider myself a religious person but I do see it as a foundation for people to stand on and I think that’s something people need more of. People can disagree with it of course but I do believe there needs to be some basic instructions to follow. If you stand for nothing then you risk falling for anything.
Nothing productive can come from Cocaine…that is unless you sale it, then you can make a shit load of money. 
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Remember kids; not even Heisenberg himself approves crack.
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It’s just simple meth… I mean math!
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