• Players get 2 point to add to the board, and 4 points to subtract
• Points may be split up how you wish.
• No decimalized points allow, so basically no half or quarter points permitted
• Players may play the game once per day (local time). That means one can play on 23:59, August 1st, and on 00:01 on August 2nd.
• Players are not allowed to “save” missed day postings and post multiple times on a single day. If you miss playing on August 1st, you can not play twice on August 2nd.
• No duplicate accounts are allowed to play
• No account younger than a week is allowed to play
• When a target reaches 0 points, it is immediately removed from the game
• The game will end when 15 targets are eliminated, and the 13 targets remaining will move on to the quarter-finals.
• Don’t put targets in quantum superposition
96 qualifiers will get split in 4-24 quarter finals, then 10 of each will qualify with a total of 40 targets. Two 20 semi-finals, and a 20 final at the end.
Ah it is like one of those Bally/Midway shooting cabinets but it gives you that experience of being in a candy shot. I don’t know which asshole to shoot first.
King [20]
Dom Osmond [20]
Bill Dole [20]
Larry Clay [20]
Frank Owens [20]
Edward Wade [16] -4
Tyler Colvin [20]
Gavin LeBlond [20]
Landon Metcalf [20]
Mason McCready [20]
Luke Wheeley [20]
Lenny Dexter [22] +2
Marcus Green [20]
Raymond Valentine [20]
Warren Ashford [20]
Sanchez [20]
Heather McCarthy [20]
Jennifer Anne Paxton [20]
Dijana Radoncic [20]
Agnija Radoncic [20]
Louisa Cain [20]
Jaqueline Moorhead [20]
Lasandra Dixon [20]
Clive Skurky [20]
Layla Stockton [20]
Blake Dexter [20]
Jade Nguyen [20]
The Praetorians [20]
I think he is the second target in the barber’s, I completely forget there is a second target there because he has exactly zero route and doesn’t die as spectacularly as the BBQ guy in his one designated accident kill.
I know but do you want a guy who names himself “accidental kills” determining if a cutscene only death merits being called a target?
Yeah but you are also you are the host, so you make the rules. It doesn’t make you a dictator any more than it makes Bob Barker or Drew Carey or Ken Jennings.
But if you desperately want my opinion it doesn’t matter if he is a cutscene only kill or not, adding Travis in will mean adding another character to vote on which makes this round longer and I don’t want a longer Absolution round.
There are a couple good targets in this game, by which I mean there are multiple ways to kill them
King [23] +1 Dom Osmond [21] +1
Bill Dole [20]
Larry Clay [20]
Frank Owens [20]
Edward Wade [16]
Tyler Colvin [16]
Gavin LeBlond [20]
Landon Metcalf [20]
Mason McCready [20]
Luke Wheeley [20]
Lenny Dexter [22]
Marcus Green [20]
Raymond Valentine [20]
Warren Ashford [20]
Sanchez [16]
Heather McCarthy [20]
Jennifer Anne Paxton [20]
Dijana Radoncic [20]
Agnija Radoncic [20]
Louisa Cain [20] Jaqueline Moorhead [16] -4 Just for the name, it sounds like a Bond girl Jack Morehead
Lasandra Dixon [20]
Clive Skurky [20]
Layla Stockton [22]
Blake Dexter [20]
Jade Nguyen [20]
The Praetorians [20]
I love that the quantum superposition bit made it into the rules ironic because Absolution exists as both a good and bad game simultaneously. A good game, but a bad Hitman game
Yes occasionally this game is very much like the game you expected it to be instead of when it isn’t which is 80 percent of the time if you are being charitable.