I lived long enough to become the tragic bad guy and I hold no regrets with what I said. People just be horny sometimes and they manifest that horny into watt pad smut…. not that I make wattpad smut of course.
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Well, as someone who runs a Hitman Tumblr I may or may not have written some seggsy fan fictions myself 
But there are limits and smut about Ort-Meyer is one of them 
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you cant just say this and not post a link
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Dang, Khaki. What is it with you and smutty Hitman links these days? 
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at one point “vanilla” hitman becomes boring yknow 
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We need a burry 47 covered in jam. Bourbon X UrsamRableckBearmon goooo
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I only write about Grey, so I guess it not even counts as Hitman smut
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why not, Lucas grey is a hitman character. You write about him in an erotic fashion. That’s hitman smut. Besides anythings better than the counting freckles haven thing i read once
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Write about him trying different hairstyles.
50 Fades of Grey.
Wait, he’s an assassin! Have him holding dozens of knives!
50 Blades of Grey.
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Here’s something a bit topical then
I vividly remember someone posting a link to a very horny erotica involving 47 and Diana, immediately after killing Yates in Mendoza.
(Not my thing, but… vividly descriptive enough for me to remember)
I often wonder who posted that link?
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the person who wrote it is on the forum iirc. @drcicak if im not mistaken
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It’s been 15 minutes let a woman type.
The post killing Yates sex will be summers kiss to electric wire (summer's kiss to electric wire - cicak - Hitman (Video Games) [Archive of Our Own])
And the freckle counting was a ficlet with gloves (ICA Outstanding Performance Tumblr Ficlets with Gloves - cicak - Hitman (Video Games) [Archive of Our Own]) but later became part of another day down here in paradise (another day down here in paradise - cicak - Hitman (Video Games) [Archive of Our Own])
I don’t post here much, my main representative is ya girl @Bourbon
Oh and while I’m here big pimpin my magnum opus even steak don't cry - cicak - Hitman (Video Games) [Archive of Our Own]
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Aaaaah the Tumblr Diana/47 shippers 
I’m not a fan of Diana/47 because I don’t see them as a couple, but I adore the Tumblr girls as part of the fandom 
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Thirsty thirteen forever!
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Every day we stray further from Godzillas light.
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That’s a good thing dude, he’s so radioactive that just walking next to a building is enough to, at the very least, give everyone inside the building numerous tumors.
Little something the movies always leave out. Tokyo should still be uninhabitable from all the radiation Big G spewed about in his first visit back in 1954.
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I love how they show the Doctors checking the Children with a Geiger counter in the Aftermath of Godzilla rampage. The prayer for peace always gives me. Goosebumps too. My favorite Film of all time.
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