I almost thought IO made an Ochoa reference after all these years.
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Can’t remember if he says this in the main mission, but considering the state of the place in the Sloth Depletion this was pretty funny.
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“You are the best Bosco, Alpha Male personified.” - Dino Bosco
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two weird ones I found recently
“Oh-ho, man, bullseye! That’s so cruel, man.”
“Look at that guy and let it be a warning to you all… Smoking crack, is [bad? /rad? /back?]”
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Omg, that’s brilliant.
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My guy Ramone is better 
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“Look man, the Guards here are not very bright. They pretty much shot at anything out of the ordinary and you sir, are out of the ordinary.”
~ My Man Arabic Hector
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I was killing people in Colorado and Maya Pravati found a body. I believe she said, “I have the biggest cock in the room.” 
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Found (something along the lines of) this in The Icon today
Guard blocking the way: “Yeah, yeah, “I know Steven Spielberg”. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here…”
interesting real-world reference 
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After I electrocuted the Maelstrom in Mumbai, a panicked NPC ran over to a guard and said, “Hey get your head out of your ass! Something horrible has happened!” I DIED.
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Well I just started a fight with two guards and one of them yelled “His balls! Go for his balls!” and I couldn’t stop laughing 
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Guard in Dartmoor sees the gardner being killed with a flying shears:
Hunting season has just open! It’s time to shine!
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Oh man does anyone know which guards say this?
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Any guard in at the gates level in SA
YAME
YAME!!! 
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No don’t cut the red wire boom by a guard fine that funny
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Something I’ve just found on Youtube.
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when shooting guards, but missing a lot, one of the guards will say “don’t get cocky just because he’s a bad shot”
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after using an emetic : “I’ve got lava coming out of my ass”
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