Hitman Moments In Real Life

Vanya Shah’s Train yard.
Some of the coaches are a still abandoned from covid time, maybe a hideout of Shah type real mafia :crazy_face:

Photo was clicked by me just 5 minutes back as I am on a group trip with my colleagues

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Cool photo. Where is that?

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Howrah Station, Kolkata (India)

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As tweeted about by Clemens :

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That’s so strange! I wonder if they are worried about ticket sales and are just posting whatever they can think of to create some buzz? The air carriers and cruise ships do the new uniform post stuff but 1) it’s not security uniforms 2) it’s not a black suit with a red tie that looks like the worlds most famous assassin, and 3) it doesn’t even really work that well as marketing.

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The time has finally come to hire Agent 47 in real life! Or at the very least David Bateson to say something!

His official Cameo page

It’s very, very expensive though.
…Quite fitting for such a character?

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You can get Jane Perry for like 1/3 the price, considering that she also did Returnal, Cyberpunk and Ghost Recon she is pretty damn cheap, nothing against David but if I wanted to buy a Cameo from a Hitman voice actor I’d go for Jane

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Speaking of Jane, here’s a wild Hitman moment that couldn’t have happened at a better time!

Caught her page at just the right time I guess! She’s got 47 open slots in her queue

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47 slots till she’ll be starting it all over again, these voice actors go on and off Cameo all the time, even if she’ll take a break, she’ll be back as soon as she feels like it

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Since when are we having proper reddit embeds :flushed:

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What

Are you on a computer? I’m on mobile, clicking the “video” embedded, but it just takes me to the reddit page.

It is just an image, but I recall it being like twitter (link only).

Ah. It’s usually link only, but I’ve seen the “video” embed plenty of times if its a video post. Never really works unless you’re on the reddit site though :frowning:

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Do you have to transfer the fee to his numbered Swiss account in gold?

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Passed by a disgruntled maintenance worker on my university’s campus today. He stood leaning against his van and was complaining about someone being late over the phone. The words “new guy” were mentioned. All that was missing was a large, conveniently placed container :eye: :eye:

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Probably couldn’t find his uniform

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Not trying to make light of this woman’s tragic situation at all, but the fact that the headline uses the words “body found” and mentions a bin felt unmistakably familiar

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If we ever get Hitman: Blood Money movie (which will be never), I propose Jason Alexander from Seinfeld as Mr. Swing King

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Never say never: @Norseman is putting together a Kickstarter even as we speak…

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This doesn’t really fit the ‘in real life’ topic, but couldn’t think where else to put it.

Decided to watch ‘The Living Daylights’ for the first time in many years and this scene is just pure “playing Hitman stealthily but it all goes wrong part way through so just wing it” energy. It’s even set in a Dartmoor style stately home :laughing:

1 - enter disguised as milkman
2 - take out the chef using headphones garotte
3 - hide body in freezer
4 - caught by butler
5 - melee ensues, knockout butler with fying pan
6 - attacked by guards when attempting to flee
7 - use explosive milk bottles (new unlock?!) to fight off guards
8 - complete secondary objective; secure evidence tape and burn documents
9 - use explosive milk bottles to create distraction
10 - equip doctor disguise, exit via air ambulance

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