Snoop Dogg as Mr. Scoop and Emma Watson as Diana Burnwood.
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Not pictured:
Y - push (eliminate)
Y - loosen plank
This is me, and some non-targets, on the Geierlay BrĆ¼cke, part of the Geierlayshleife!
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Watch out for the militia
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And for the loosen planks!
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Thatās what happens when bodyguards donāt feel your meat at checkpoints ( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°)
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Okay Iāve got two recent irl hitman moments to tell you.
Recently my neighbors had their water pipes and stuff checked out and after a day of walking i went home.
There was the water companies van (it was also conveniently open) and no joke in the back there was a bundle of workers clothes and a red wrench.
All i needed was the right opportunity and follow the mission story!
On rememberence Sunday i walked past s construction site and naturally thought, āwow, if i was 47 Iād definitely be assassinating a tartet hereā, then ironically a Terrance Chesterfield lool alike walked past, started the check a clip board, then smoke near a car!
Thatās s mission story if Iāve ever seen one. 
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Got another Twitter views image today, it seems similar to something, i just canāt put my finger on it, 
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Or a good accidental āreally aggravate someoneā depending on how heavy that star is
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Got a weird inquiry from a group called the Prxis Sciety (edit, their website: www.praxissociety.org), had a look at their website and thought it looked super culty (not unusual for me, tbh), but then noticed their rather intimidating-looking investors.
Did a Google and turns out that not only is it real, but they have weird ass secret meet-ups with hoods and city-building. Check the image that comes with this article, seems like itās right out of Hitman.
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The Praxis Societyās chief investor is software mogul, power player and real life Hitman villain Peter Theil, it is his attempt to build a place in the Mediterranean where he can say racial slurs, dodge taxes, barter dodgy crypto and violate finance laws with even more impunity than he does in the US.
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He also believes, and this is a direct quote, that funding Hulk Hoganās lawsuit against Gawker is one of the āgreater philanthropic things that Iāve done.ā
It was an invasion of privacy suit, and Hulk did win, but Theil had previously been called gay by Gawker so Iām sure thatās the real reason he did it.
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Holy shit if the constant was supposed to be Peter Thielā¦ 
Well it certainly isnāt going to be funding Blake Masters campaign that is for sureā¦
The actual reason was that Gawker had outed Thiel, it wasnāt that they alleged he is gay or that it was public knowledge at the time, they did commit a major violation of his privacy. But in all honesty he funded that trial to undermine journalism as a profession when it was still in its infancy on the internet. If he truly felt Gawker had violated his privacy then he could have sued them himself. But Thiel is the sort of person who canāt do anything in person, it always has to be from some dinky office where he just funnels money to psychos to do his bidding.
Thiel also spends his money trying to develop seasteads (which is basically Rapture but on the water and not under it), life extension therapies (because that isnāt creepy) and AI research (because that also isnāt creepy).
If anyone reading wants to know more about why this guy is just the worst there here is a comprehensive video by Some More News about the political ramifications Thiel has engaged in.
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Even if they didnāt out him and if he genuinely wanted to help the Hulksterā¦ funding a celebrity suit against a gossip media outlet shouldnāt ever be top of oneās philanthropic achievements
Maybe feed some homeless kids or donate to the opera house? They guy is a lunatic.
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Well it is simple, it wasnāt philanthropic and Thiel has literally no capacity for human kindness whatsoever.
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