Hitman Moments In Real Life

Not trying to make light of this woman’s tragic situation at all, but the fact that the headline uses the words “body found” and mentions a bin felt unmistakably familiar

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If we ever get Hitman: Blood Money movie (which will be never), I propose Jason Alexander from Seinfeld as Mr. Swing King

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Never say never: @Norseman is putting together a Kickstarter even as we speak…

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This doesn’t really fit the ‘in real life’ topic, but couldn’t think where else to put it.

Decided to watch ‘The Living Daylights’ for the first time in many years and this scene is just pure “playing Hitman stealthily but it all goes wrong part way through so just wing it” energy. It’s even set in a Dartmoor style stately home :laughing:

1 - enter disguised as milkman
2 - take out the chef using headphones garotte
3 - hide body in freezer
4 - caught by butler
5 - melee ensues, knockout butler with fying pan
6 - attacked by guards when attempting to flee
7 - use explosive milk bottles (new unlock?!) to fight off guards
8 - complete secondary objective; secure evidence tape and burn documents
9 - use explosive milk bottles to create distraction
10 - equip doctor disguise, exit via air ambulance

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Snoop Dogg as Mr. Scoop and Emma Watson as Diana Burnwood.

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Not pictured:
Y - push (eliminate)
Y - loosen plank

This is me, and some non-targets, on the Geierlay Brücke, part of the Geierlayshleife!

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Watch out for the militia

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And for the loosen planks!

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I’ve just seen a sight that reminds me of a certain political rally? :thinking:

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That’s what happens when bodyguards don’t feel your meat at checkpoints ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Okay I’ve got two recent irl hitman moments to tell you.

Recently my neighbors had their water pipes and stuff checked out and after a day of walking i went home.

There was the water companies van (it was also conveniently open) and no joke in the back there was a bundle of workers clothes and a red wrench.
All i needed was the right opportunity and follow the mission story!

On rememberence Sunday i walked past s construction site and naturally thought, “wow, if i was 47 I’d definitely be assassinating a tartet here”, then ironically a Terrance Chesterfield lool alike walked past, started the check a clip board, then smoke near a car!

That’s s mission story if I’ve ever seen one. :joy:

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Got another Twitter views image today, it seems similar to something, i just can’t put my finger on it, :thinking:

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Watching the world cup in Switzerland. And with every tv-break I’m reminded of Hitman:

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This is one good accident kill

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Or a good accidental “really aggravate someone” depending on how heavy that star is :joy:

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