BBC News - Man crushed by telescopic urinal in central London dies
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Plot twist: You looked in the closet and found Guard Ramon inside unconscious and wearing only boxers.
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Went to see the band Ladytron play KOKO in London last night, and despite having an ace time enjoying the gig, I was constantly distracted by all the IRL Hitman reminders all around me…
Don’t accidentally fall over that balcony:
BREAK [Illegal Action]: MISSING CROWBAR
Now if I just line up my silenced pistol shot with the chain:
VIP Guards very obviously standing out from the civilian NPCs:
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The lighting all gives it a distinct Hell Club vibe. Why didn’t you shoot a picture of the shark tank though?
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Sadly I was too busy running around in an inexplicably soundproofed room trying to slip a rope around this aggro-ed up bartender’s neck, but he wouldn’t stay still and he kept on making sure to always be facing in my direction so it was a bit of a 'mare. If it hadn’t have been for the Benny Hill antics I would have photographed the shit out of that shark.
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My radio always reminds me of a breaching charge.
Prestige objective: Open Bathroom Cupboard - Explosive.
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Lead Singer from Good Great Fine OK must be an ark society member 
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Only if it’s driving down the length of the country for a job in Dartmoor! 
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If I remember correctly, it was discussed at some point in the past, but did we come to a conclusion where Dartmoor/the Manor is, or what it was based on?
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When I served in the Army, I had a squad leader named Sergeant Carlisle.
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Unsure about the manor but real footage of Dartmoor does look familiar
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It’s based on Hakan Abrak’s house, minus the helipad with the golden helicopter.
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If they REALLY had sense of humour they would have INOPed the elevators and made everyone use the stairs.
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