Hitman Moments In Real Life

Me drinking Diet Mountain Dew and saying that I’m drinking Diet Fountain View.

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Just legit grim, sad and depressing news. :cry:

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If he thought he was 47, I wonder who he thought hired him?

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Someone chose all the Berlin/punk options when redecorating the Safe House:

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I like how it censored what appears to be a face of sex doll. Also love that fake Christmas tree which covers hole in road.

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No doubt there will be an increase in calls to ban the game or severely regulate how it can be played.

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Body Found

(Went on a walk yesterday and saw this)

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Too soon I know, but is anyone following that story of the missing mini-submarine for Titanic visits?
The vehicle, the profiles of the people inside, the circumstances, …

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Bankers are cankers, burners are churners.

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Also heard Connie Engstrom is working overtime within the embassy. That dude can’t catch a break!

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Accident kill.

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[SUSPICIOUS] >> [COMPROMISED]

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Visiting a Sketchers store, I discovered that the shoes on the console exclusive suits are in fact real, despite looking as strange in reality than it is in game.

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giphy

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Also…

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Did she bite the moose back?

Sorry, we regret to inform you that the person with that information was sacked.

Rear entrance to a fancy hotel that was left open.
Freezer that can hold two people included, as well as plenty of bins!

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Lots of Hitman stuff, could totally hide bodies in the freezer and bins, it looks like 47 could climb the pole and go either way. And from this angle it looks as though theres more behind the bins. Nice find

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I can not believe that yall didn’t even considered shooting that camera, yellow guns ftw ig.

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