Hitman Moments In Real Life

IOI still can’t get elevators working as intended:

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If they REALLY had sense of humour they would have INOPed the elevators and made everyone use the stairs.

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Me drinking Diet Mountain Dew and saying that I’m drinking Diet Fountain View.

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Just legit grim, sad and depressing news. :cry:

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If he thought he was 47, I wonder who he thought hired him?

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Someone chose all the Berlin/punk options when redecorating the Safe House:

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I like how it censored what appears to be a face of sex doll. Also love that fake Christmas tree which covers hole in road.

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No doubt there will be an increase in calls to ban the game or severely regulate how it can be played.

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Body Found

(Went on a walk yesterday and saw this)

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Too soon I know, but is anyone following that story of the missing mini-submarine for Titanic visits?
The vehicle, the profiles of the people inside, the circumstances, …

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Bankers are cankers, burners are churners.

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Also heard Connie Engstrom is working overtime within the embassy. That dude can’t catch a break!

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Accident kill.

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[SUSPICIOUS] >> [COMPROMISED]

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Visiting a Sketchers store, I discovered that the shoes on the console exclusive suits are in fact real, despite looking as strange in reality than it is in game.

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Also…

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Did she bite the moose back?

Sorry, we regret to inform you that the person with that information was sacked.

Rear entrance to a fancy hotel that was left open.
Freezer that can hold two people included, as well as plenty of bins!

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