Nah just toss your cellphone at it.
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Another Hitman moment in real-life is chilling out in the backyard, drinking a cold beer, and listening to the Hitman Absolution soundtrack, most notably “Black Bandana” the song that almost sounds like it was written by Johnny Cash.
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Electrocution on stage? Hmmm… Where have I heard/seen/done something like this before?
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They cover and hide the amount of water and minimized wire plugs to avoid lethal accidents caused by a bald legend at my office 
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I’ve got a suit that looks quite like the wolf suit but without the mask and gloves, at least i think so
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Someone wanted to show off their Makeshift DLC trashbag pancho.
Sadly it was a ‘Crime Noticed’ and the perp became compromised.
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And that’s how easy it is for a guy whose only distinguishing characteristics are a bald head and a relatively small tattoo on the back of that head can impersonate others and get around freely long before being caught. If this yahoo was able to pull it off…
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That might say more about fashion shows and their worth than it does about imposters and blending in, but I have long known that if you have a confident attitude and act like you belong somewhere, you can get away with being in a lot of places you shouldn’t be.
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People tend to see uniforms, not faces. Someone important said that once.
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Colonel Dragutin “Apis” Dimitrijević, who was a part of the assassination of Franz Ferdinand, is also known as “The Bee” like the Eco Crime syndicate leader codename.
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Correction: I swear that’s the fucking Drama teacher from Young Sheldon (Yes, I actually watched the whole 6 seasons of Young Sheldon to the point that I literally recognised him)
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TWENTY-SEVEN STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN’T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH?!
Oml I need to type this part so that I can comment
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Vanya Shah doing well in Indian politics…
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No, my little Mijo!
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They have been arguing about how to handle the hippos for years now. I don’t know who posted but I remember seeing similar articles here in years past.
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I am glad they started the cull, the hippos are bad for the local ecosystem and they are incredibly dangerous on top if that.
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It’s crazy how when they toppled Pablo no one thought they would eventually become a giant issue. They could have been taken to zoos or something.
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“The lounge? They have closed it off? People pay good money to be here!”
The aeroline lounge I am supposed to be inside drinking in right now is closed for renovations. This is the second time I this has happened to me this year. I know this sounds so bratty but I can’t not stand buying drinks at the aeroport. They gave me a voucher for 2 drinks but that won’t even get me close.
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