Hitman Moments In Real Life

Did she bite the moose back?

Sorry, we regret to inform you that the person with that information was sacked.

Rear entrance to a fancy hotel that was left open.
Freezer that can hold two people included, as well as plenty of bins!

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Lots of Hitman stuff, could totally hide bodies in the freezer and bins, it looks like 47 could climb the pole and go either way. And from this angle it looks as though theres more behind the bins. Nice find

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I can not believe that yall didn’t even considered shooting that camera, yellow guns ftw ig.

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Nah just toss your cellphone at it.

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Accident kill, Challenge unlocked.

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Another Hitman moment in real-life is chilling out in the backyard, drinking a cold beer, and listening to the Hitman Absolution soundtrack, most notably “Black Bandana” the song that almost sounds like it was written by Johnny Cash.

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Electrocution on stage? Hmmm… Where have I heard/seen/done something like this before?

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They cover and hide the amount of water and minimized wire plugs to avoid lethal accidents caused by a bald legend at my office :crazy_face:

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I’ve got a suit that looks quite like the wolf suit but without the mask and gloves, at least i think so


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Someone wanted to show off their Makeshift DLC trashbag pancho.

Sadly it was a ‘Crime Noticed’ and the perp became compromised.

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And that’s how easy it is for a guy whose only distinguishing characteristics are a bald head and a relatively small tattoo on the back of that head can impersonate others and get around freely long before being caught. If this yahoo was able to pull it off…

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That might say more about fashion shows and their worth than it does about imposters and blending in, but I have long known that if you have a confident attitude and act like you belong somewhere, you can get away with being in a lot of places you shouldn’t be.

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People tend to see uniforms, not faces. Someone important said that once.

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Colonel Dragutin “Apis” Dimitrijević, who was a part of the assassination of Franz Ferdinand, is also known as “The Bee” like the Eco Crime syndicate leader codename.

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Correction: I swear that’s the fucking Drama teacher from Young Sheldon (Yes, I actually watched the whole 6 seasons of Young Sheldon to the point that I literally recognised him)

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TWENTY-SEVEN STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN’T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH?!

Oml I need to type this part so that I can comment

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Vanya Shah doing well in Indian politics…

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