Hitman Moments In Real Life

No, my little Mijo!

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They have been arguing about how to handle the hippos for years now. I don’t know who posted but I remember seeing similar articles here in years past.

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I am glad they started the cull, the hippos are bad for the local ecosystem and they are incredibly dangerous on top if that.

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It’s crazy how when they toppled Pablo no one thought they would eventually become a giant issue. They could have been taken to zoos or something.

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“The lounge? They have closed it off? People pay good money to be here!”

The aeroline lounge I am supposed to be inside drinking in right now is closed for renovations. This is the second time I this has happened to me this year. I know this sounds so bratty but I can’t not stand buying drinks at the aeroport. They gave me a voucher for 2 drinks but that won’t even get me close.

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If you’re looking for a laugh, then check out their website too:
https://rentahitman.com/

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Without reading the link I instinctually thought the laugh would be from the quality of Daily Mail (Mail Online) :smile:

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Untitled

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They have a saying in Texas, I am sure you have something similar in Tennessee…

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Oh my god, that’s too good of a satire site.

I can see how someone dumb might somehow fall for that :joy: :sweat_smile:
The Awards section is great. I also love how they keep trying to mention HIPPA being some Hitman protection law.

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Stand in line for hours to be near the front. Then wait for hours for the opening act. Then more waiting while they change the stage. This woman just decided to sit down on the pit floor and rest for a while. Shades of Club Holle

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A recent Al Hamra Tower photo:

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Maybe a sensitive matter, but I am happy.

This guy was the man behind 1993 Bombay Bombings and was in Most Wanted List.
He was eliminated with Consumed Poison today

1993 bombings took 257 innocent lives, 257 is not a small number.

The reference of one of a target in Hitman may be this guy.

Report :

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If a porcupine wants to kill some humans, they can outsource in way that makes 47 look like an amateur.

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Mr Norfolk, is that you?

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Don’t know if this counts as Hitman exactly, but I saw this in a parking lot today. It coincidentally even has a similar type of font to IOI’s

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Delighted they included the second “I”. Most of the people around these parts just say “IO” like the second “I” doesn’t matter!

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lol

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