If you’re looking for a laugh, then check out their website too:
https://rentahitman.com/
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Without reading the link I instinctually thought the laugh would be from the quality of Daily Mail (Mail Online) 
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They have a saying in Texas, I am sure you have something similar in Tennessee…
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Oh my god, that’s too good of a satire site.
I can see how someone dumb might somehow fall for that 
The Awards section is great. I also love how they keep trying to mention HIPPA being some Hitman protection law.
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Stand in line for hours to be near the front. Then wait for hours for the opening act. Then more waiting while they change the stage. This woman just decided to sit down on the pit floor and rest for a while. Shades of Club Holle
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Maybe a sensitive matter, but I am happy.
This guy was the man behind 1993 Bombay Bombings and was in Most Wanted List.
He was eliminated with Consumed Poison today
1993 bombings took 257 innocent lives, 257 is not a small number.
The reference of one of a target in Hitman may be this guy.
Report :
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If a porcupine wants to kill some humans, they can outsource in way that makes 47 look like an amateur.
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Mr Norfolk, is that you?
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Don’t know if this counts as Hitman exactly, but I saw this in a parking lot today. It coincidentally even has a similar type of font to IOI’s
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Delighted they included the second “I”. Most of the people around these parts just say “IO” like the second “I” doesn’t matter!
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lol
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It’s not a coincidence, it’s a warning that Agent is working in this area
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If you can’t think of a suitable thread I suggest PM-ing these to @Norseman in a message titled, “A picture speaks 1000 words why Blood Money is better than C47 and Silent Assassin combined”. Probably the best place for them.
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