I mean “too soon” is subjective and varies depending on what has happened. I personally think we could have waited for a clearer picture of what happened before immediately going on about how it is like Hitman.
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No worries, it was very clear.
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Oh boy, I can see how this is whole idea is going to likely go overboard for people on both sides of the “too soon” opinion.
Someday there’s gonna be a news story released about a twelve year old girl who pushed her paraplegic, wheelchair-bound veteran uncle with an eyepatch out a window during a heated argument, and then tries to run and hide afterward but ends up getting electrocuted because she stepped in a puddle of water near the power outlet where her mother is charging the battery on her vibrator, and 29 seconds after the story breaks on Twitter, someone will come to this thread and post about it, and it will in fact be too soon, and yet will be so hilariously close to a real life Hitman moment that, really, what the hell else are we supposed to do!
Link isn’t working in my post from earlier… here’s a YouTube link that should work.
He disarms that guy faster than 47 can do it!
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“People tend to see uniforms, not faces.”
Or in this case they saw a dude with a lanyard badge around his neck.
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I just saw this on uberhumor and my first thought was “Rico?”
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Invitation To A…
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don’t know if this counts enough, but on the Kiseru (a japanese pipe) wikipedia page, the picture of it resembles an item unlock in Hitman
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It’s almost like they used the nonexistent pipe from the game as the stock photo.
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Another blunt mêlée unlock?!?
Or can you use it as a blowpipe? What does Wikipedia say?
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Amateur.
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Watching Africa Cup Quarterfinals. And there’s a player called Sonko. Reminded me to play a few SONKO-contracts again soon:
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Hearing the Terminus Hotel maid (Absolution) exclaim “Oh the people in this town! It’s sad, really.” definitely reminds me of how I tend to get in real life due to people becoming stranger as I get older.
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A comic about the Escobar Hippos.
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A Formula 1 Grand Prix is being organized for the very first time in…
Miami!!
As to how they got the idea, I have no doubt.
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The track is pretty good too! Usually the so called “car park” circuits leave a lot to be desired but this one is less of a car park circuit and more of a semi street circuit on park roads like Montreal or Melbourne. Zero elevation change, but it’s got a really challenging middle sector. Im hopeful for a great race today (I’m a huge f1 fan). They also have a higher % of hospitality areas than most races and some of them are themed (one is PAINFULLY a fake marina with boats in it kinda like Monaco. The various areas all with their own tickets/invitations needed would make for a pretty good level 
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I was watching it live today and it was surreal 
Even Norris’ crash looked familiar
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I always wanted to tell this story, but didn’t see an appropriate thread until now…
4 years ago, December 2017, I was in Hokkaido training with the Japanese Army (as a guest), and one of my eyes got very bloodshot… when I was checked out I had a very high fever, and ultimately they took me to a hospital in Hokkaido… but despite numerous tests, I didn’t have a specific illness and after a day or so the symptoms all went away…
The irony was thick to me though that I was at a Hokkaido hospital with a mysterious virus 
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