Dude, at that point, I’d think God, or Karma, or Fate, or Something, was fucking with you.
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The fake marina was a little much for my tastes but the race was fun. That Lando Pierre crash at least gave the Ferrari a second chance to pass and so gave us some interesting laps at the end.
Sadly I did not see 47 anywhere on tv 
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Someone named Hong Lee from the finance department of the company I’m working at will visit our workplace tomorrow. I wonder if he’ll have a big bodyguard with him.
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Sssshhh, I’ve heard the last guy who talked to much about him is still locked up in the basement 
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“… Let the sounds and lights of your surroundings caress your minds and spirits on this journey.”
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I am surprised you didn’t call attention to the fact that this is around the eight oligarch to die under somewhat suspicious circumstances this year alone.
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Taylor Swift’s security guard that dressed up as a graduate to blend in feels pretty Hitman-ish. in fact, the way he’s next to her reminds me of how elusive targets’ bodyguards are. all he needs is the enforcer dot, heh
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Says something that he looks more authentic than Taylor.
don’t know about authentic, but he looks very focused. as any bodyguard or bald assassin should be.
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It’s the last day of the Swiss Economic Forum. With extensive coverage in the news. Today (the real) @Kevin_Rudd was a keynote speaker. When they talked about him in the radio I always expected some Hitman related stuff. Was a bit disappointed he didn’t deliver.
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Can you imagine the confusion on his face if someone asked him about the state of the Chongqing Noodle Massacre?
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Some journalist-friends of mine are there. I tell them to ask him about his thoughts on year 2 content so far.
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One of Bo Burnham’s new songs is just called “The Chicken”.
It’s a great song, but man, since the Bo Burnham subreddit is going crazy about it, every time the title is mentioned my brain does a double-take.
“The Chicken is the best”. 
“…song”
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I’m riding the L to work today and while on the platform waiting there was an announcement that all traffic was stopped due to a police emergency at a station ahead of us. People were all anxiously waiting trying to decide if they had time to wait or needed to jump in a cab to get to work. Some were calling loved ones or their bosses saying they would be late. There were police officers at our station looking around. I tried to find an arcade game to blend in with but the L doesn’t actually have those, they were made up for gameplay purposes.
Thankfully the trains started up again before I had to sneak into the control office and change the signals
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A Screwdriver isn’t even an illegal item in any disguise, why the hell did I get the guards Arresting me?!
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Must be where Rico Delgado buys his guns. They even have a gold AK-47. They are sold out of most items though. They have a few colt revolvers in stock.
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So, at my work today, a customer came in whose name was Jimmy Chen. I shit you not. I met the Stowaway.
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