I hope you didn’t kill him…
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Get eggs… pick up prescription… don’t assassinate the customer with the name of an elusive target! Dammit!
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Sierrasung Knox
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You mean, who Knox?
BTW: I am the one who Knox!
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Evidently the Attorney General of Nevada is a lawyer named Aaron Ford…
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CORNELIA STUYVESANT, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE HERE!
(Yes, forum software, the above is a complete sentence, you dunce.)
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I’d be nervous too if the water dispenser had yellow water.
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Check the trashcan for a free gun.
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As long as you don’t pick up any coins nearby, it should be fine
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Always check the ceiling of the elevator for an open hatch before using it.
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YouTuber Cr1tikal/Penguinz0 has played the WOA games before and thought highly of them. He even gave Hitman 3 an 80% on his Moist Meter review, which is about the highest he tends to rate games or movies most of the time. He’s also posted videos of him watching slapping contests on his YouTube and Twitch streams.
I wonder if he may reevaluate Hitman 3 and rate it higher now that there’s a slapping contest in it (which seems to be an actual sport), and one you can participate in as part of a challenge (and its own challenge)?
BBC News - Mirror: Huge screen falls on dancers at Hong Kong boy band concert
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Have you never played? Frat houses, military balls, drunken beach outings… pretty much anywhere you get a bunch of hyper masculine types with enough booze you can find the slapping game in some variation. Shot slaps is the one I have seen most. You slam a shot down and then take the slap. Then the other guy has his turn. Totally fucking stupid, but we were 20 and we were “tough.”
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I had no idea until I saw some of Cr1tikal’s videos that in some areas of the world that it’s actually a professional sport. Of course, I never been to college or around drunk people, though.
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We’re staying at on old stuffy hotel tonight. It’s the kind of place that still has a barbour shop on the ground floor and still serves afternoon tea. It is beautiful. Anyway while going to my room I saw a towel closet open which I thought was odd, but I kept moving. Then I turned the corner and noticed a guy stationed outside someone’s room. He was like 6’2” 240 lbs. Totally looked like he could handle himself. Needless to say I didn’t go ask him if I could speak to his boss. I did grab a photo though and even went back to get one of the empty towel room.
If the fire alarm goes off I’ll know it’s most likely just a distraction 
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Clean Towels for Mr Wulff
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You nearly became an NPC there. Good looking out!
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