I had no idea until I saw some of Cr1tikal’s videos that in some areas of the world that it’s actually a professional sport. Of course, I never been to college or around drunk people, though.
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We’re staying at on old stuffy hotel tonight. It’s the kind of place that still has a barbour shop on the ground floor and still serves afternoon tea. It is beautiful. Anyway while going to my room I saw a towel closet open which I thought was odd, but I kept moving. Then I turned the corner and noticed a guy stationed outside someone’s room. He was like 6’2” 240 lbs. Totally looked like he could handle himself. Needless to say I didn’t go ask him if I could speak to his boss. I did grab a photo though and even went back to get one of the empty towel room.
If the fire alarm goes off I’ll know it’s most likely just a distraction 
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Clean Towels for Mr Wulff
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You nearly became an NPC there. Good looking out!
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Yeah, where i live in Poland someone was killed at one of these ‘professional’ events last year. They haven’t held any since…
As Yacob said -
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I don’t think so. Get lost!
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you have ten zeconds, mein Freund
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Hey, we’re staying at the same hotel! Are you here for the peace conference as well?
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Conflicting weather forecasts with one predicting a clear sunny day and the other predicting non-stop rainfall with no end in site.
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Idk if “Mr Reaper” is much of a Hitman reference 
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I was in London yesterday and barring the sunglasses on this image, the security out some of the stores strongly reminded me of the Sapienza bodyguard disguise:
Unfortunately I couldn’t find an image of one of the actual guards but the image summarises it well. I’ve certainly hitmanned too much and it’s spilling into daily life… this is a completely normal suit for central-london security guards
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I said this one on the old thread, but back in 2016 every time I saw a fire extinguisher IRL I almost instinctly grabbed it. It would have been so awkward if I did.
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I once did grab it and was about to attempt to recreate the silent attack animation on a friend…
Luckily I noticed a camera and politely put it back.
(We were all wearing Covid masks thank god)
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BBC News - Russian oil chief Maganov dies in ‘fall from hospital window’
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How interesting; just last night while playing Contracts Mode, I threw that guy who introduces the winner of the race in Miami, out the window in the bathroom next to the room where he stands while the race is still going on. So I guess 47 is accounted for; he was in Miami.
Good to know that, even though fishy, a fall from a window can still be seen as an “accident.” Guess IOI didn’t make that one too far-fetched.
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