When I like something, I never let it go. I’m still playing games released 30 years ago like I just got them, still following series and movies whose fanbases have long since moved on as if what happens next is still water cooler discussion. Waiting ten years for them to kill support for this game and throw the phone back in before they do? Psh, nothing for me.
And @47Agent… wtf?
When the roleplayers see @Urben talking smack about the EP… 
(with credit to whichever HMF-er created that image in the Screenshots thread on the old forum)
Quite sure that is the other chef, not me. 
Aren’t you the guy on Steven’s running Island?
I am a chef in the kitchen start, CHAOS is another guy in Portman’s hut and Jack is guarding the villa entrance.
Oh goddamnit, I thought you were that one!
Right, I’m off to smack Mackdadi around in Sapienza to ease my frustration at getting that wrong! 
Make sure you don’t get him confused and beat up one of the other kitchen assistants instead
I stand by my statement. 
What is your statement?
Lions or something? I dunno…
This brings up an interesting thing to me.
Why hasn’t there been an Electric Rubber Duck unlock? That would actually be an extremely fitting item.
Edit: Never mind, lol. Read replies below.
You mean an item that attracts NPCs to pick it up, then pressing a button to electrocute them, right?
Yeah, I’d like one too. 
No, no! Green Emetic Duck (or The Yucky Ducky 
) with its tongue sticking out, and eyes clenched.
Baby Blue Sleepy Tranquility Duck with a little night cap and sleepy eyes.
No. I mean functionally like the Micro Tazer, but reskinned as a duck.
Well when you said duck, I imagined it would work just like the other rubber duck items, which NPCs will notice and pick them up.
You could just say so and I would understand what you meant.
Ah, I use Rubber Ducks so infrequently that I forgot NPCs go and pick them up.
My bad!
I never realized that NPCs pick them up at all! I can’t recall ever having actually used the ducks before this.
No worries, it’s my bad too. I should have mentioned the difference between duck items and phone items as well. Phone is where you press a button to sound the ringtone to attract NPCs, and it will take effect a few seconds after they pick it up. Duck doesn’t make any sound. And for the remote-triggered ones, they are activated as soon as the button is pressed. Both duck and phone attract NPCs to pick up though, just like coins.
That would be EXACTLY like the electrocution phone, which was hopelessly overpowered. A free accident kill.
I don’t think that’s what they mean.
They mean an electrocution device that’s inconspicuous like the Micro Taser, but can be picked up. It’ll still be an illegal kill if they’re holding it.
Any other electrocution device that NPCs can pick up immediately kill them non-accidentally. The Phone was built in mind to cause Accidents.
