this is an excellent idea that i will steal because i love all 8 of these fiendish fuckers both in terms of lore and gameplay.
my ranking of the elusives will be based both on lore and gameplay, so without further ado, my ranking of the 7 deadly sins elusive targets:
1. The Procurers: god i love these two, they both have great but simple routes and excellent backstories. Jack has a great little route utilizing dartmoors lower floor and kitchen a bit more and has a great backstory of being so obsessed with a cuisine that it takes a dark turn when he accidentily kills his wife. Robert, the dweller of the two, has a really quite sad backstory and awesome design with a fun nod to gluttony with his smoking addiction. his route is also great and the fact that both targets meetup is awesome aswell, though it leads to a kill thats far too easy.
2. The Ascensionist: Allison Moretta has one of the greatests routes and ideas for an elusive target. her being a super enforcer adds challenge in a natural good way and her extraction is slow so you don’t get blindsided when she starts heading for an exit. Her backstory is awesome and the fact that you kill her when shes on the precipice of achieving her dream is incredible. i also really loved how i managed to kill her, because it felt super rewarding and fun.
3. The Rage: Hi can i get a good route for this daddy, im sorry i mean daddy im sorry i mean daddy im sorry i mean daddy im sorry i mean daddy i-
4. The Collector: The very first hitman 3 elusive target was quite a good one, an extensive route involving a disguise change and an extraction if he manages to get the painting from the office himself. a decent but kind of cliche backstory of an obsessive collector, the only detail i really liked from his backstory is that he only married to rob his wife of all her money so he could collect more. and the a secondary objective thats optional but actually required to get a 5 star silent assassin. is what let this target down somewhat, but all in all great first showing.
5. The Liability: 10 minute Terry has to have my favorite backstory of all the hitman 3 elusive targets, the way the concept of sloth that has been explored here is incredible. Someone thats so incredibly lazy because he never got told to do better or to work harder and that hes always been praised for his actions is such a good way to interpret sloth. the way gameplay also ties into sloth is great too with him starting under a disco ball for those players too lazy to find a fun route for themselves and just want to get it over with. but that same disco ball, lacking route and his useless secondary objective drop him down to number 5.
6. The Hearbreaker: Loved the concept of a freudian bisexual wedding planner killing partners and dating the other half but in execution its not that well done. the scrap book oppurtunity is cool but philos route is kind-of forgettable and most of his dialogue is quite cliche and doesn’t telll you much about his character. best part of this et is the cute couple he escorts around.
7. The Iconoclast: wow double mendoza at the bottom of the list, Joanne is just forgettable. a basic backstory of a rival assassin thats too full of herself a route thats even more basic and a poisoning oppurtunity that didnt work. The fact the sniper oppurtunity worked was cool though. and even though shes at the bottom of this list shes still far superior to most other elusive targets. as hitman 3 has by far the best ets out of the trilogy, most feeling like special assignments and some, like ascensionist and procurers feeling like bare-bones bonus missions