Unofficial HMF Featured Contracts (Real ones coming SOON™)

You will have broken @TheContractor’s heart (and featured contracts thread), and that’s an unforgivable sin. :scream:

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Wrath :wink:

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When this thread first popped up I was going to post that I wasn’t confident pride would be next.
The in game store image doesn’t make it look like it (although it is not linear like the one from the announcement video)

Also Clemens mentioned gluttony in the season of greed video but not any other sin as far as I know and the only one we know has finished unlocks is also likely gluttony.

But then before I posted Travis did and mentioned wanting to do community contracts for pride and I was like “oh guess it is pride next”. So anyway my money is on gluttony but I guess we will see.

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quickly scrambling to make good contracts based on that sin :sweat_smile:

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If Pride won’t be next then these contracts can wait till then… Even post more submissions. :partying_face:

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Clemens announced Community Featurd Contracts are coming back for Pride :pray: The submission method will apparently slightly change, but it means we won’t have to pester him :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

Hopefully the good ones from this thread will be re-submitted for the official featureds

Also, evil Travis trying to trick us :wink: (already pinged you so might as well say the livestream was fabulous and you communicated perfectly, bless you :green_heart:)

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Gotta do a reverse-tease sometimes to keep you guessing. Gotta play the long game sometimes :wink:

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But is the theme still relevant???

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Is there now a deadline for submissions?

Not that I’ve had any inspirations for a contract, but just in case anyone else is thinking of submitting one of theirs, and wouldn’t want to get in too late.

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Ah, yes, someone please remind me of what was originally agreed upon.

Some of the ideas I had at the start didn’t turn out well. (I’ve got a problem with making contracts needlessly difficult)
I’ve still got a few, but I have yet to get around and make them.

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Well seeing as community featured contracts are officially confirmed to be coming back in the Season of Pride anyways, this thread is rather redundant now.

So instead I implore people to take their fantastic contracts over and resubmit in whatever official channels IO opens up (presumably later this month). We don’t know what the official theme/prompt will be, but it’s probably safe to assume it’ll be Pride related and so these contracts should still apply

Again, thanks to everyone who submitted a contract :green_heart: I’m sure IO already had plans to bring back community featured contracts, but I hope this thread at least showed them how much we as a community want them

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I’m happy community contracts are returning.

Unfortunately I didn’t get a chance to participate in this thread due to personal commitments and April being a month of hell. Hopefully now I’ll be able to return to the game and resume playing.

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This one is horrific. Getting to Cortazar is a PITA. :rofl:

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Nooooo we are late!
Well we shaved anyway maybe the ps users want to play…

PS4

Berlin

5 targets: Hirschmuller(shotgun), Florida Man(gun execution), The Guy With the coat at the entrance(explosion acciident), the naked dancer(fall accident) and the pusher(melee cutter).

SASO, NO KO, NO CAMERA, NO BODY FOUND

ID 2-29-6755642-56

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Don’t worry, you’re not late.

This is just a fan-thing that was made before we knew IOI were doing actual community contracts again.
Clemens says he’ll share details about how the new submission process works next week.

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:sweat_smile: yeah, I’ll rename this thread to avoid further confusion

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Thanks lord and saviour!

The apples break or don’t break. WTAF :rofl:

I hate food contracts.

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I tried a food contract once and had no idea how to kill the target. It would stun or knock them out. I finally gave up and just killed them and exited.

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