Miami.
All those hours in ghost mode to unlock the suit gave me so much appreciation for every single shortcut and alternate way through the level. I honestly didn’t like it much at launch.
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IO did Diana dirty with her in-game photo
The lighting is just very dull on her face and she’s looking too much into the camera like she’s confused. It’s very unflattering and doesn’t convey the elegance and power she should give off
They should’ve tried to recreate the H3 announcement trailer pic. They nailed everything about her in this shot
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Favorite incarnation of the Character, along with H2SA. 
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Ahem. If you’re all quite done wetting yourselves over C47, I only want to know one thing: why are you so afraid of the Kick?
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Recycled ending.
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Isn’t that Madame Carlysle’s line? 
Unpopular opinion: I’m quite disappointed Diana Burnwood is her real name. Always had a theory that Diana, because goddess of the hunt, and Burnwood, because she would go to that extent to find her prey.
But an effective one, that demonstrates personal growth and the selflessness that comes from truly loving someone.
if I was born as a black thorn tree/I’d want to be felled by you, held by you/Fuel a pyre of your enemies…
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47’s just a Himbo who never learns and falls for the same tricks every time
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I have been knocked down and got the shit kicked out of me like 3 time irl, and i enjoy a little FemDom as much as the next Guy but I still like Diana best when she briefs me and then let me do my own Stuff.
EDIT: But hey, I’m happy for you that they fulfilled your FanFic this time 
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this is surprisingly telling about your relationship desires
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Enjoy it while you can! Who knows what the next Hitman Games will bring. Maybe in 10 years you’ll be the one rambling about how much better the Games were back then…
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You’re overcomplicating it. Diana just wanted to have her revenge from what happened in Absolution…
But wait a second, didn’t Diana say Absolution was a parallel universe?
Beyond the fact that this is a developer joke, how does Diana know this?
It’s all connected. 
hitman is actually just the truman show and 47 was a regular guy all along
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We’ll just have to wait for those turntables to turn, my friend.
It’s right there in the text of the story. She knew he didn’t have a choice and that she was using him just like Providence. So she gave him the opportunity to walk away from the life, safely, knowing he’d want to finish what he and Grey started by killing Grey.
Absolution has a murky status canonically. There is a tweet from 2016 that says Absolution is canon but Diana says killing Blake Dexter took place in an alternate universe. So I guess the answer is that it’s as canon as you want it to be.
It was a joke but alright. It’s just funny to think that 47 and Diana had “fake betrayed” each other three times now.
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Absolution is obviously Canon, the Legacy Cutscene shows Dom Osmond being killed by 47. It’s first and foremost a Joke at Absolution being…divisive.
Also iirc Vidal says something like “You and 47 did a lot of Hits together bla bla bla”, but Diana was “dead” during Absolution and did not active worked on the Dexter Assassination. Thats how i understood it.
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And it’s a conflciting deal because that cutscene where 47 kills Osmond is using an unsilenced Silverballer and with 47 looking sharp as usual, when by that point he didn’t even have his Silverballers and was with a tattered suit. Oh well, I take the “new” canon option.
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I never joke about their relationship. Precious precious canon…
Yes, but he was on the wrong side of the one way mirror and his barcode was intact. And as @UrsamRableckBearmon pointed out his suit was immaculate as usual. It would be less significant to me if the Terminus suit didn’t come with that bandaid…
Is it an artistic choice (probably) or was Diana right and Absolution was an alternate universe. Does Diana have the ability to perceive the multiverse? (uh what?) Does the imply the existence of a universe where Ort-Meyer experimented with pigs? (girl, take your meds)
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