Unholstering a gun for 3 seconds and then holstering it 3 seconds later in front of a guard and him not saying anything.
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At least they changed the poses from Absolution…
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Oh god yes, they were so awkward! I could write an essay about the sexism in Absolution.
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don’t even get me started. the ‘values’ of that game are shonky as fuck.
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Maybe that’s the reason why the guards in the other games had these glowing walking talkies as well as ear pieces and security badges. So, it’s not just a suit.
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That´s why? And I thought it was only to look cool 
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In some cultures a man without a beard is no man at all.
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@Rimland Beard is the symbol of in most of middle eastern cultures, especially those related to Islam. Look at ISIS assassins, they all have long beards
Good thing that´s not my case. The facial hair on my cheeks doesn´t really grow sufficiently as on the rest of the face, so beard is pretty much a no no for me
That I know. Just never occured to me it was the reason why US spec ops in the region grew them 
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The GAMA Private Hospital let clowns go through the same doors as VIP patients.
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this whole series of events is pretty unrealistic lol
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I’m not saying you meant it this way, but let’s not relate the beard with only the whack jobs who fly the black flag with the white circle. Plenty of normal middle eastern folks also believe a man should have a beard. It’s simply the westernized ones who dont all wear a beard. Just like the actual west… some of those people are corrupt and/or whack jobs too and some of them are the salt of the earth.
Same is true with those who think the beard is required. Lots of good peeps and lots of bad.
I took it as just one example, could’ve been balanced out more with just regular people in Tehran or Cairo but I think the guy from Iran knows a thing or two about middle eastern cultural expectations.
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Yea that’s why I lead with “not saying you meant it this way.”
It can be hard to discern meaning from only text online. Persian and middle eastern are not exactly the same although some Iranians don’t relate to the term Persian at all.
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Sorry that humanity is stupid. No one should leap to such an insane conclusion.
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If you lure an NPC to an area out of their line of sight, they always walk to the exact position the sound came from.
People consider the vacuum cleaner suddenly springing to life on its own something that can happen.
If that would happen at my place I’d call an exorcist before approaching the contraption.
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I find it a relief in the Hitmanverse that humans are more durable than in our world: throwing a wrench at someone’s head will seemingly leave no lasting damage; in fact, it causes the same amount of harm as a furled newspaper!
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Not as weird as throwing a whole bar of gold to someone’s head though. That shit is really heavy.
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As long as you keep them away from those instantly poisonous swimming pools.
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