That’s your performance boosted by 0.06%.
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I recently bought 3 months of gamepass for just 1€.
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I purchased another handy gadget - it is a coconut driller.
With this I shifted from hard work (cleaver) to this precise and neat driller.
I love coconut water, it is one of a natural health drink.
Fun part is after I empty the water - I fill Fanta to it through the hole and plug it back 
(Fanta stays filled inside neatly without leaking) and gift it to my cousin - as a prank. Their reaction was awesome when they find Fanta inside a coconut 
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Haven’t they questioned a plug? 
I mean it would be kind of strange and suspicious to see it was holed 
Or you hammered the plug tightly and invisibly?
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Its totally invisible once it gets inside… only a faded circle, would scratch that part to make it look more natural… he he…
trust me try this prank, their face looks hilarious once they see cold drink inside.
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Really nice, but where is my Codename 47 VIP Community Shirt, Clemens? 
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Sorry mate they stopped producing them around 22 years ago.
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Maybe the danish postal service is just really, really slow? I hope it says “Druglord” on the Front.
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Yeah, you know what they say- ‘Never say never!’
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Mine
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It’s horrible inefficient and expensive. But at least we are extremely ahead when it comes to technology, everything can be done online from bank to city hall. We have not used fax machines since the late 2000’s. I know this is still a thing in Germany and 90% of all purchases is with credit card. Germany can sometimes be a cultural shock when we visit 
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Yep, because the fucking politicians do all they can to hinder progress. We are like 20 years behind on communication, internet and stuff, Angela Merkel said in 2013 “the internet is new territory for all of us”, like wtf? We had an internet connection in '97 in my parents home.
Everything is expensive and keeps increasing, and now that shit with the gas from Russia, the fuckin covid regulations will come back in autumn and I’m just so fed up with all of this bullshit here.
I just want to get away and do something i enjoy, i dont know, start a Crocodile Farm or something.
EDIT: sorry for the rant, my last “purchase” was a 1030€ bill from the vet clinic, my Cat Henry couldn’t pee anymore because he had little stones and sand in his bladder, he was 5 days in the animal hospital… At least hes home now and healthy again 
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I’ve never seen that skin before. It looks pretty nice though! Then again, I own 4 jet blacks and 1 blue sooo… I’d say that about anything!
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No apologies needed, I would assume your rent is low what with the bad internet and lack of central heating and all.
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Not to forget the rights for women, racism, the gap between rich and poor……. At the moment I feel the “german stinginess” in so many parts it’s getting ridiculous 
Can’t wait for my gas bill though… someone needs a kidney?
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Unironically would love a german kidney for my collection
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How much do you offer?
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